Andy Welfle ✏️😼🖖 @andy@dotgr.id

This is definitely not the response you want when you tell your family to go vote.

Oh wow. Mast is really fucking fantastic. My new favorite Mastodon client! Thank you for this, @JPEG

WHELP that was productive.

Having a fight in a FB group about whether or not a word's exclusion in a dictionary makes it not actually a word.

LET'S GO MATE I'LL FUCK YOU UP

@toffer The Birdsite did NOT like your joke, apparently.

WOW that didn't turn out like I expected. I meant it to render as the dude shrugging.

What is your most overused emoji?

Mine is definitely 🤷‍♂️

Speaking of internet advertising, I have to admit this was pretty clever and timely despite the irony of its context.

I don’t know why I always do this to myself. I like a product, I sign up for their mailing list. And suddenly the makers of my my high-end sleep mask wants me to Engage with their Brand three times a week.🙄💩

Normally I’m way into dirigibles and blimps, but this one is getting really fucking obnoxious. #failsforce

(And if you want to by an AWARD-WINNING zine about pencils, we still have copies for sale! Head over to http://erasable.us/plumbago )

It's small, but it's something I'm super proud of. I went from knowing *zero* about making zines, to this. And while I get the cover and innards printed professionally, I hand-assemble them all in my living room.

So I edit and publish a zine, Plumbago Magazine, about wooden pencils and other stationery and analog tools of creation. We just won an award from Broken Pencil, a magazine about zines!

OMG. Allow me to brag about myself for just a second.

My kingdom for a mail client that supports Office 365 with 2-factor authentification that isn't fucking MS Outlook!

MY KINGDOM

Stay tuned for Guillermo Del Toro’s new political thriller, “From the Standpoint of Water”

hey @Gargron can we get some official mastodon ~ C O N T E N T ~ that's as riveting and engaging as that other site?

Damn, I love that you can put meta-descriptions on photos in Mastodon for those who use screenreaders.

I know it's probably because of something awful like the nearby wildfires, but the colors in San Francisco's sunset tonight are breathtaking.

#photography #sanfrancisco