Andy Welfle ✏️😼🖖 @andy@dotgr.id

@coffeentacos Blerg! Just seeing this. I liked it! It was such a dry comedy. And huh — I didn't realize it was a one-season only thing.

This is definitely not the response you want when you tell your family to go vote.

@JPEG Any plans for a desktop client?

Oh wow. Mast is really fucking fantastic. My new favorite Mastodon client! Thank you for this, @JPEG

WHELP that was productive.

Having a fight in a FB group about whether or not a word's exclusion in a dictionary makes it not actually a word.

LET'S GO MATE I'LL FUCK YOU UP

@toffer The Birdsite did NOT like your joke, apparently.

WOW that didn't turn out like I expected. I meant it to render as the dude shrugging.

What is your most overused emoji?

Mine is definitely 🤷‍♂️

Speaking of internet advertising, I have to admit this was pretty clever and timely despite the irony of its context.

I don’t know why I always do this to myself. I like a product, I sign up for their mailing list. And suddenly the makers of my my high-end sleep mask wants me to Engage with their Brand three times a week.🙄💩

@jasonscheirer I do have to recognize the irony of the Failsforce blimp appearing the day the SalesForce Transit Center failed, structurally. But that’s just a lucky stroke on Freshworks part.

Normally I’m way into dirigibles and blimps, but this one is getting really fucking obnoxious. #failsforce

(And if you want to by an AWARD-WINNING zine about pencils, we still have copies for sale! Head over to http://erasable.us/plumbago )

It's small, but it's something I'm super proud of. I went from knowing *zero* about making zines, to this. And while I get the cover and innards printed professionally, I hand-assemble them all in my living room.

So I edit and publish a zine, Plumbago Magazine, about wooden pencils and other stationery and analog tools of creation. We just won an award from Broken Pencil, a magazine about zines!

OMG. Allow me to brag about myself for just a second.

My kingdom for a mail client that supports Office 365 with 2-factor authentification that isn't fucking MS Outlook!

MY KINGDOM

Stay tuned for Guillermo Del Toro’s new political thriller, “From the Standpoint of Water”

@coffeentacos you had me till Oxford commas! 👎😜