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warning: super gross ugly cat 

Whelp, I've been on here for a little while, but never did a proper for myself:

I'm Andy! I use he/him pronouns and I work as a writer on a UX design team at a very large software company in San Francisco, and I spend a lot of time thinking about wooden pencils and other stationery on the side. I have a podcast:, and my favorite project right now is a biannual zine about pencils: Plumbago Magazine!

Oh, and I also love cats and Star Trek.

Look, I like shitposters as much as the next person, but I gots to have some actual-ass human beings to follow. My feeds, federated and personal, are getting too weird-Mastodonny. Reccomendations?

We鈥檝e discovered so many great places to eat and the food shots are SO. GOOD.

One of the best shows on local SF television is 鈥淐heck Please, Bay Area鈥 on KQED. It makes me happy the way House Hunters used to. But on PBS!

Eating an apple instead of a candy bar

where's *my* trophy

*chanting* clocks clocks

tim cook: clocks clocKS CLOCKS

steve jobs ghost: CLOCKS CLOCKS CLOCKS

It鈥檚 interesting how the Apple Watch is increasingly becoming a health and medical device. I wonder how long it鈥檒l take before medical insurances start offering to subsidize purchasing them or offering discounts to those who buy them.

heard they're announcing a bunch of new apples today. dunno how they plan to outdo the honeycrisp

*pats* iphone xs max

You can fit so many neurons in this baby

Bionic chip? Neural engine? What is this, a phone or an Intrepid-class starship, Apple?

wheres my mastodon for apple watch app, tim


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